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"Deciding on a safe answer to a question is like deciding on a safe ingredient in a sandwich, because if you make the wrong decision you may find something horrible coming out of your mouth."
It is very violent.. alluring, too. Excellent shot.
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"Deciding on a safe answer to a question is like deciding on a safe ingredient in a sandwich, because if you make the wrong decision you may find something horrible coming out of your mouth."
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